Tewksbury, Massachusetts is about 15 miles south of Salem, New Hampshire and 25 miles west of Salem, Massachusetts. It’s also 25 miles north of Watertown, Massachusetts, where Eliza Dushku was born and raised, and 25 miles northwest of South Boston, where famed vampire slayer Faith Lehane (Dushku’s character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer) was born and raised.
Given that proximity, it’s the logical place for a Hellmouth to open.
Authorities have officially blamed the problem on a “water main break.” But anyone who’s seen the third season of Buffy knows this is just a convenient excuse orchestrated by the ascendant demons who work at town hall. While there have not been any reported vampire sightings as of this time, Tewksbury is right next to Wilmington, where Massachusetts’ sneakily-privatized and FOIA-immune NEMLEC SWAT Units are headquartered, which is kind of the same thing.
Psychology professor Dr. Emyr Williams of Glyndwr University in Wales, UK researchers “real vampires” and often appears on television to discuss their blood-drinking lifestyle. “We are talking about a group of individuals who believe they have a psychological need to consume blood,” Williams has said. Now an employment tribunal has revealed that after a female […]
Drew Hayes’ Fred the Vampire Accountant is one of my favorites in the supernatural-folks-repeatedly-save-the-world genre. He’s back in this fourth installment, even more accountant-y than ever. Just because you are a creature of the dark and imbued with amazing skills doesn’t mean you’ll be interesting as an individual. Fred is an accountant who became a […]
I first read George RR Martin’s 1982 vampire novel Fevre Dream as a young teenager, around the time I was also discovering Anne Rice and a host of other “contemporary” vampire novels who were reinventing the genre; now, decades later, I’ve been transported anew to the slavery-haunted riverboat where Joshua York and Abner Marsh tried to tame the ancient vampire before it was too late.
Unless you’re Grizzly Adams, there are actually three constant hassles in life: Death, taxes and trash. Dealing with it is a constant grind, and if you’re anything like us, it’s rarely as easy as taking a bag out the door. Liquid seeps into the bin, odors persist and bags rip. Like we said: A hassle. […]
You don’t need to be a TV chef to take advantage of the same accessories they use – and if you’re still cooking with hand-me-down kitchenware from your parents, it might be time to trade up. Here are 15 kitchen accessories that will make dinnertime prep shorter and the results tastier. Gemelli Twin Oven This […]
Before they had their historic first flight in 1903, the Wright Brothers had to endure countless failures, crash landings, and false starts. One wonders what they’d make of today’s drones, which any non-pilot can just turn and launch with no training. Or better still, this DIY Drone Builder Kit, which not only lets you fly […]