As Kenny Rogers taught us, “You gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away, and know when not to break into a closed table to try to steal poker chips.” Or something like that [Dumbass]

As Kenny Rogers taught us, “You gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away, and know when not to break into a closed table to try to steal poker chips.” Or something like that [Dumbass]



(KIRO-7 Seattle)   As Kenny Rogers taught us, “You gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away, and know when not to break into a closed table to try to steal poker chips.” Or something like that   (kiro7.com) divider line

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You got to know when to run away from the plastic surgeon.

Kenny is a wise man

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What are ‘gaming’ chips? Are they snacks for gamers? Isn’t that all snacks?

I think they are talking about “gambling” chips and using an oily, industry-approved euphemism in the headline link.

Did you know that they don’t serve alcohol at strip clubs in Washington??

And they say the people up there are so “progressive”.

Horse shiat.

It takes a special kind of stupid to act up in a casino. For one thing, these places have security cameras everywhere. Really good security cameras.

Just a reminder, folks – casinos talk to each other. Steal at one, and the rest are going to be looking for your ass…

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I am at a loss to what this dumbass was thinking.  Casinos have cameras watching literally every table looking for cheaters, and they have rigorous bookkeeping making sure all winnings are square (on the player’s side).  Why did he think he could just break into a table?  Why did he think that he could just walk up to the counter and drop 4 figures worth of chips without the cashier double-checking that it was on the level?

This is about as stupid as trying to get out of school with a note that says “Pleez xcuz my son from skool twoday, the prezident needs him for a important mishon.  Signed, his mom”, and being surprised when their teacher calls home.

Seems like just leaving chips around unsupervised is kinda dumb.

At this point almost ever Chip of significant value at a casino has an RFID chip broadcasting a unique serial number and aa house system to log where it was purchase/won.   If you steal chips and leave the establishment, they simply turn them off and you have a couple of buck of worthless plastic, if you try to cash in flagged or unverified chips they’ll have security arrest you on the spot.

Your odds are better mugging someone in the parking lot of the casino.

/You can even trail them from the cashier.

//Of course, you’d have to be morally bankrupt, and stupid, instead of just stupid.

dothemath: Did you know that they don’t serve alcohol at strip clubs in Washington??

And they say the people up there are so “progressive”.

Horse shiat.


I live in the Seattle area, and it’s lame.  If you’re going to have a bachelor party, Seattle is one of the worst places you can do it.

However, Portland is awesome.  100% sans clothing, and they service alcohol….at by strip club prices, it’s not too bad.  My favorite places are The Acropolis and Casa Diablo.  The Acropolis has cheap steak dinners and a salad bar.  Casa Diablo is a vegan establishment….no joke.  But I don’t mind….I have a steak dinner at El Gaucho first, and then visit Casa Diablo.  Besides, beer and whiskey are vegan-friendly.

Casinos deserve to be ripped off. They are a societal ill, preying off those who can least afford afford it. State lotteries are a shame, too.

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My guess is that he doesn’t remember the “House” always wins!!?!!??

eddie_irvine: Casinos deserve to be ripped off. They are a societal ill, preying off those who can least afford afford it. State lotteries are a shame, too.

So….how much did you lose at one?

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My guess is that he doesn’t remember the “House” always wins!!?!!??



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dothemath: Did you know that they don’t serve alcohol at strip clubs in Washington??

And they say the people up there are so “progressive”.

Horse shiat.


The Seattle area is the nanny-state kind of “progressive” values.

Portland is more on the Libertarian side….which equals more fun….better strip clubs, and a cigar lounge at my favorite Portland steakhouse.

You picked a fine time to leave the casino, dumb ass.

With 4 security cameras and a guard at the till.

You’ve played some good times, lived through some sad times

But this time your cheating won’t heal…

The_Sponge: eddie_irvine: Casinos deserve to be ripped off. They are a societal ill, preying off those who can least afford afford it. State lotteries are a shame, too.

So….how much did you lose at one?



None, because I understand probability and statistics.

If you eat them, they are shielded from deactivation and you’ll get a full value chip out the other end.  Trust me.

eddie_irvine: None, because I understand probability and statistics.

Ditto….although I’ll place the occasional sports wager or spend a little time at a craps table on occasion.

/Indian casinos aren’t too far from me.

//But I’m usually there for the cigar lounge and that’s it.

MythDragon: Insain2: [Fark user image image 425×619]

My guess is that he doesn’t remember the “House” always wins!!?!!??

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Came for “smelled fresh oxygen”, leaving happy.

eddie_irvine: The_Sponge: eddie_irvine: Casinos deserve to be ripped off. They are a societal ill, preying off those who can least afford afford it. State lotteries are a shame, too.

So….how much did you lose at one?

None, because I understand probability and statistics.



Me too. That’s why I go to the casino with no more money than I am able to spend on entertainment expenses. Occasionally I go home having spent all of it, and having been entertained. More often than not, though, I go home with about as much money as I left with, and usually the casino will have comped my room and meals. I end up with a couple of days’ vacation for the cost of the gas to drive there and back. I can think of worse ways to spend my free time.

MythDragon: Insain2: [Fark user image image 425×619]

My guess is that he doesn’t remember the “House” always wins!!?!!??

[YouTube video: Ocean’s 11 “The Three Most Successful Vegas Casino Robberies” scene]



Ok…..let’s see you pull that one off!!!

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I live in the real world!!!

I just play Insain on Fark…….

Shub-Niggurath’s Supernumerary Tentacle: Me too. That’s why I go to the casino with no more money than I am able to spend on entertainment expenses. Occasionally I go home having spent all of it, and having been entertained. More often than not, though, I go home with about as much money as I left with, and usually the casino will have comped my room and meals. I end up with a couple of days’ vacation for the cost of the gas to drive there and back. I can think of worse ways to spend my free time.

Yup…although I never wager enough to get a comped room.

Last month, I just had one night in Vegas, so I placed a couple of football bets, and avoided the tables.

When I go to a casino I usually wind up winning $50 or so at the blackjack table and I spend it on booze. You don’t win at a casino and if you do win too much they throw you out anyway, cheating or not.

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I would play against Kenny any time, assuming he never counts his money while sitting at the table.

akya: Your odds are better mugging someone in the parking lot of the casino.

/You can even trail them from the cashier.

//Of course, you’d have to be morally bankrupt, and stupid, instead of just stupid.



Saw this happen at greektown casino in Detroit. Some unscrupulous bastard stole an old lady’s cash voucher and took off. Didn’t even wait til he got to the parking lot; he pushed his way past my wife and i on the gaming floor, with security in pursuit. Didn’t see how it played out at the end, but I’d like to think he got clotheslined by security as he tried to exit.

Stay classy, Detroit.

icon0fs1n: akya: Your odds are better mugging someone in the parking lot of the casino.

/You can even trail them from the cashier.

//Of course, you’d have to be morally bankrupt, and stupid, instead of just stupid.

Saw this happen at greektown casino in Detroit. Some unscrupulous bastard stole an old lady’s cash voucher and took off. Didn’t even wait til he got to the parking lot; he pushed his way past my wife and i on the gaming floor, with security in pursuit. Didn’t see how it played out at the end, but I’d like to think he got clotheslined by security as he tried to exit.

Stay classy, Detroit.



I learned all i need to know about casinos at Greektown.  Mostly from the desperate people hanging around.

born_yesterday: icon0fs1n: akya: Your odds are better mugging someone in the parking lot of the casino.

/You can even trail them from the cashier.

//Of course, you’d have to be morally bankrupt, and stupid, instead of just stupid.

Saw this happen at greektown casino in Detroit. Some unscrupulous bastard stole an old lady’s cash voucher and took off. Didn’t even wait til he got to the parking lot; he pushed his way past my wife and i on the gaming floor, with security in pursuit. Didn’t see how it played out at the end, but I’d like to think he got clotheslined by security as he tried to exit.

Stay classy, Detroit.

I learned all i need to know about casinos at Greektown.  Mostly from the desperate people hanging around.



Motor City doesn’t seem to be as bad, but maybe they have better security screening people coming in. I’ve only been to greektown the one time, but suffice it to say, the only time.

icon0fs1n: born_yesterday: icon0fs1n: akya: Your odds are better mugging someone in the parking lot of the casino.

/You can even trail them from the cashier.

//Of course, you’d have to be morally bankrupt, and stupid, instead of just stupid.

Saw this happen at greektown casino in Detroit. Some unscrupulous bastard stole an old lady’s cash voucher and took off. Didn’t even wait til he got to the parking lot; he pushed his way past my wife and i on the gaming floor, with security in pursuit. Didn’t see how it played out at the end, but I’d like to think he got clotheslined by security as he tried to exit.

Stay classy, Detroit.

I learned all i need to know about casinos at Greektown.  Mostly from the desperate people hanging around.

Motor City doesn’t seem to be as bad, but maybe they have better security screening people coming in. I’ve only been to greektown the one time, but suffice it to say, the only time.



I became a club member for the free parking during Tigers games.  Lost $2 on some stupid spinning wheel game, that was enough.   Made up for it with free soda during baseball season.

We had a couple of lowlifes here robbing big winners. The inside guy watched the cage and phoned his buddy in the parking lot if he saw any older person cashing in a big voucher or a bunch of chips. Buddy would follow them home and rob them in their driveway. Cops finally caught them by having a retired cop pretending to be a big winner and luring the heavy into a trap.

I always thought that the lyrics to this song wwas Kenny’s instructions on how to handle your blowup doll.

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